Friday, November 9, 2007

Not Santa!

Bluewater Shopping Centre in Kent, England has placed their Santas on a grueling weight loss program. Named, Bluewater’s Santa Boot Camp, the month long camp will see Santas getting in shape for Christmas. According to Bluewater’s Marketing Manager, “society has changed and Santa needs to reflect this change.”

While we don’t think that Santa should undergo liposuction to lose the weight, it wouldn’t hurt to lose some pounds. We all know that sit-ups aren’t always enough. More than 1 million US men had cosmetic plastic surgery in 2006, and liposuction has become the most popular form of cosmetic surgery among men. “Oh by Golly,” can you still be jolly and have a wash board stomach?

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