Friday, February 19, 2010

Leonardo in Esquire

Leondaro DiCaprio, 2010’s Hottest Cheeks, graces the cover of Esquire this month and dishes on the titanic success of that one movie, how he could tell River Phoenix was at the helm of a sinking ship the day he died, and how his career now is just the tip of the iceberg. Heh. But seriously. Part of Leo’s boyish charm and appeal lies in his youthful face. Cheek implants are a great way to restore volume lost with age, and add vigor and vitality to your visage. Ask us about how a Malarplasty might be just the right procedure for you! Remember, you jump, we jump.

Thursday, February 18, 2010

Hollywood’s Hottest Storm Awards Season

For Hollywood Hotties Sandra Bullock, Colin Firth, Carey Mulligan, Penelope Cruz and George Clooney, the crack of dawn February 2 was not met with groans, moans and cups of coffee. Instead, we imagine they greeted the day with screams, bed-jumping and wake-up calls to friends and family. Why, you may ask? Well, Great Blog Reader Who Lives In Cave, they were all nominated for Academy Awards! This will inevitably begin Oscar preparations, which we know a little something about. If you’re looking to get a Hollywood-worthy glow, or fine tune some of your features, come and see us. We offer a wide variety of surgical and non-surgical facial rejuvenation procedures, many of which will leave you reciting your acceptance speech in the mirror. We’re that good.

Wednesday, February 17, 2010

'Globes' Hottest are Hollywood's, Too!

Hollywood Hotties Sandra Bullock and Robert Downey Jr. each took home a Golden Globe award! Sandy, 2010’s Best Cheeks, was named Best Actress for her work in the drama, “The Blind Side”. Robert Downey, Jr., 2010’s Best Nose, took the award home for Best Actor in a Comedy for Sherlock Holmes. Congratulations you two! We realize our blog might not be quite as awesome as a megajumbo golden statue, but we would like to say one thing. Hey Golden Globes committee? They were on our list first. That means we win. Any old how, not to brag, but if there was a Golden Globe award for plastic surgeons, we would be up on that stage with the cast of Glee, stepping on Chloe Sevigny’s dress, and taking part in all the other hilarity that ensued. As cheek and nose procedures both contribute to enhancing the overall appearance of your billboard to the world, aka your face, it’s important to go to the best. The best can be reached at:
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